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Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner November 18, 2009

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The Stupid Virus: SuperNews! November 16, 2009

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Wonkette: Orly shuts down Fox News with a Protest November 11, 2009

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Celebrated chief birther and dentist-lawyer Orly Taitz held a protest outside the Fox News building in New York City today, for publicity. Supposedly Bill O’Reilly called the birthers crazy, and this was very offensive to Orly Taitz. Approximately four people showed up for the protest! Here’s Orly talking to a nice fellow from Africa. CAPTION CONTEST. [Gawker]

Prank site Zug.com on Rickrolling November 5, 2009

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Source: How to Rickroll Republicans

For those not up to speed on modern idiocy, “Birthers” insist that Obama isn’t an American citizen, and should be removed as President. They want a do-over on the last election, and their entire argument is essentially “but all black people come from places like Kenya!” The pranksters at the Native Born Citizen site, which has been following this debate, posted a hoax news story on the case of Barnett vs Obama, stating that presiding Judge Carter had turned down a government motion to dismiss, and ordered President Obama to come to court.

It’s classic pranking at its very finest — you don’t need sophisticated setups or expensive props when the target wants it, and the Birthers wanted it harder than an all-male aircraft carrier in port after two years at sea. This result was the Birther equivalent of finding that Santa Claus is real and he’s bringing you a holy grail full of the cure for cancer. Especially since the exact same case had already been thrown out once (and fined $20,000 for wasting the court’s time).

Washington Independent – The Obama ‘Thesis’ Hoax October 27, 2009

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David Weigel at the Washington Post Independent discusses a hoax which fooled Rush. It all started when a blogger posted that Obama College Thesis: ‘Constitution is Inherently Flawed’ . Michael Ledeen jumped into the fray and had soon to apologize.

Obama’s ‘thesis’ included the following

“… the Constitution allows for many things, but what it does not allow is the most revealing. The so-called Founders did not allow for economic freedom. While political freedom is supposedly a cornerstone of the document, the distribution of wealth is not even mentioned. While many believed that the new Constitution gave them liberty, it instead fitted them with the shackles of hypocrisy.”

Rush Limbaugh, reported on this and although he found out about the hoax during the show, he was not very forthcoming with an apology. Instead, he ‘argued’ that

[H]e got me, and lots of others. It worked because it’s plausible.

Media Matters exposes Limbaugh’s ‘reasoning’: Whining that the media misquoted Limbaugh and that since the media responded that ‘this is how Limbaugh thinks it’, thus Limbaugh feels free to repeat the same logical fallacy in his own arguments. A wonderful denial of responsibility and accountability.

The gullibility of those who oppose Obama is to be expected, their unwillingness to admit to myths and hoaxes is worrisome.

Hilarious – Orly making silly claims September 25, 2009

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  • We have him out of office in 30 days
  • Judge Carter has ordered discovery

and much more from Orly. Funny how the facts invariably seem to be quite different. Read more here

Salon Video August 6, 2009

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Joseph Palermo: LA Progressive – More on Orly Taitz August 6, 2009

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More on Orly Taitz

Finally, at long last, we have an extreme right-wing personality making the rounds in the corporate media who tears down the facade of “legitimacy” and “respectability” the Far Right bestows upon its craziest enthusiasts. Orly Taitz, the Czarina of the “Birther” Movement, is not saying anything zanier than what we’ve grown accustomed to hearing from Michelle Malkin, Glen Beck, William Kristol, Alan Keyes, Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh.

Huffington Post: Suggestions how to continue the conspiracy July 29, 2009

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Huffington posts has some useful suggestions how to continue the conspiracy

But creative Obama opponents should certainly be able to come up with other crackpot ideas about why he’s not the legitimate POTUS. To save them some time, here are some suggestions:

— According to now-established precedent, a President can’t take office until the U.S. Supreme Court says so.

— He once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

— His fingers on top of the Bible during swearing in were clearly crossed.

— Name spelled backwards is “amabo,” which is Latin for “I shall love.” So he must be from Latin America.

— Angela Lansbury brainwashed him.

— Once while marching in honor guard as a young Boy Scout accidentally allowed American flag to touch the ground.

— Birthers now focusing not on where Obama was born, but on when. And so far all evidence indicates he’s only 19.

— At the conclusion of oath of office, actually said “So help me, dawg!”

The President 'Apologizes' July 24, 2009

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Something you do not hear often from a United States President, but Barack Obama is not your ordinary President

Shortly after the surprise phone call, Sergeant James M. Crowley told a fellow officer that President Obama expressed regret for jumping to conclusions and commenting that Cambridge police had “acted stupidly.”

The call pleased Crowley, according to the colleague, a veteran officer who asked not to be identified because he is not authorized to speak publicly about the issue. Crowley told his fellow officer that he joked with the president.

“Jimmy said, ‘I’d be happy to come to the White House and sit down with you and Gates and have a beer,’ ” the veteran Cambridge officer said. “The president said he was acceptable to that.”

Crowley also asked President Obama if he could use his influence to oust the news media from his front lawn in Natick. “The president said, ‘I can’t get them off my front lawn,’ and Jimmy said, ‘Well, your lawn is a lot bigger than my lawn,’ ” the officer’s colleague said.

The Birther Bunch July 17, 2009

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by rkallen09 (July 17, 2009 10:42 pm ET)

Here’s the story of that Orly lady
Who was bringing up some very tall tales.
All of them were getting old. Just her opinion.
The latest one, “He’s Kenyan!”

Here’s the story, of a man name Alan
Who had some rediculous ideas of his own.
He ran three times, lost every one.
Now he’s all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group would somehow form a lawsuit.
That’s the way they became the Birther Bunch,
The Birther Bunch, The Birther Bunch.

That’s the way they became the Birther Bunch.

HAARM.org – Tea Partying in Times Square July 6, 2009

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Enjoy see also HAARM.org

Filibuster proof Senate July 1, 2009

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Some are not taking well the news that Al Franken was ruled to be the winner of the 2008 Senate Elections, causing the Democrats to reach the magic ‘60 votes’ needed to overcome Senate filibusters.

Adding another homosexual to the roster, Al Franken now serves Obama in the Senate creating a “fullproof” voting panel for the passage of any new bills. Coleman initially won – 4 times, but after the last recount, Franken magically pulled the new numbers out of no where with support from the Minnesota Supreme Court. The shadow government strikes again, as it did with Jimmy Carter’s administration. The same game plan, but with more radical members and many of the previous members from the Carter and Clinton administrations.

Did Repubx really confuse Al Franken’s role on Saturday Night Live with his actual sexual preferences? Surely Al Franken’s wife would be surprised to hear this.

Fired UP! – For your consideration: what a few other rightwing activists have said about the birthers July 1, 2009

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For your consideration: what a few other rightwing activists have said about the birthers

Michael Medved ironically observes:

Birthers “crazy, nutburger, demagogue, money-hungry, exploitative, irresponsible, filthy conservative imposters” who are “the worst enemy of the conservative movement.” He added, “It makes us look weird. It makes us look crazy. It makes us look demented. It makes us look sick, troubled, and not suitable for civilized company.”

Which is why some consider the Birther movement to be a distraction carefully organized to distract from Obama’s policies, allowing the President to move quickly forward on his agenda.

Duck(y) hunting April 29, 2009

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A posting on repubx.com alerted me to the following revelation that many of the pictures of Obama and even of his birth certificate contained the string “DUCKY”. Rather than doing a simple Google search, DefendUSX decided, in true Nobama fashion, to conclude some ‘conspiracy namely that “”Ducky” ties the images to the same single source. ” He is right for the wrong reasons. Ducky is the name of the Adobe tool used to create the file. There is even an Easter Egg

Thanks to Rhonda Parsons who has a BA in graphics and her finding some images across the Internet from Obama’s high school days in Hawaii.

I was looking for evidence of image forgery, and to my surprise saw the name ‘Ducky’ appeared in each image reviewed. I remember seeing ‘Ducky’ on Obama’s Certificate of Live Birth image from his Fight the Smears website way back in August.

This proves that ‘Ducky’ has forged or changed every one of these images, in one form or another, as an effort to present something likely false by using a Professional image editing software  (Photoshop) to make changes.

Reality is that the headers of JPEG files created by Adobe Photoshop contain three tags, JFIF, Adobe and Ducky meaning that the file was created by an Adobe program called Ducky

A few weeks ago we mentioned that the headers of JPEG images created by Adobe’s Photoshop image editor contain three tags – JFIF, Adobe and Ducky – indicating the file is in JPEG File Interchange Format and produced by an Adobe program called Ducky.

We asked if anyone knew why Ducky should be the program’s ID. Reader Bill Verzal suggested we go to a certain page on Adobe’s Web site for some details.
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This page tells us the reason for this eccentricity is that developers have a rubber ducky obsession. If you have Photoshop, check out the page and try the Easter eggs – it is obvious that those coders were clinically obsessed.

What a bunch of ‘geniuses’ these Birthers… Birds of a feather do seem to flock together :-)

Orly Taitz – Giving synapsis April 21, 2009

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Orly announced that

Today I will be giving a synapsis of Quo Warranto of Easterling v Obama at the meeting of “We are surrounded” group at Fuddruckers in Lake Forest CA

Now what is funnier “giving a synapsis”, the name of te group “We are surrounded” or the location “Fuddruckers”? You cannot make up this kind of material.

Update: The group is called “We Surround Them“. Fact checking, like spell and grammar checking are not Orly’s strongest points

Common Law Grand Juries – Update April 7, 2009

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Seems that the Grand Juries are having a little legal and credibility problem

Getting on their schedule is proving to be a dicey proposition…  GA Northern District U.S. Attorney Mr. David Nahmias (404) 581-6000 fax 581-6181 office will only speak with Attorneys, PERIOD!
Attorney Generals Office flaty states (Lilly Thomas) they DO NOT REPRESENT CITIZENS!!! (404) 656-3300 Imagine that. Lt. Gov. will have their sceduler call back (404) 656-5030 and Speaker of the GA House (404) 656-0305 is out on Spring Break. One thing is painfully clear.., I am attempting to get a meeting with the Elite at every level so now it goes before the Sheriffs and Police Chiefs. Started at the top, now I work through the local level. Henry County District Attorney (Asst.) was reached by phone and wants nothing to do with anything Political. When asked if Voter Fraud in this District was a Political issue he ( Tom McBerry) declined to comment but was adamant about not wanting to get involved and refused to meet. This is where I start to earn my keep and lay down the rules of engagement…

Expect the indictment to be filed soon with mall security guards :-)

Oh and be sure to read about the so-called ‘powers of the Grand Jury’

The grand jury may distrain and oppress the government in every way in their power, namely, by taking the homes, lands, possessions, and any way else they can until amends shall have been made according to the sole judgment of the grand jury.

Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq. to Brief Members of G-20 – CODE ORLY April 3, 2009

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Comment: This reads like an April Fool’s joke..

Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq., has announced her intention to pursue President Barack Obama during his first official overseas trip.

After her phenomenal success in meetings with Justice Antonin Scalia, where he personally autographed a copy of his new book for her, and Chief Justice John Roberts, who offered her a Secret Service security escort to assist her with her suitcases filled with petitions, research and legal briefs, Dr. Taitz is now looking to argue her case, in person, before each of the members of the G-20.

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Orly Taitz – Still noone is listening? March 4, 2009

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Orly Update

Orly Update

And I wonder why? And I am sure that by now, Orly must be wondering as well. After all, she signed on 9 active military plaintiffs and no peep, not even from the Pentagon other than a confirmation that they were aware of 1st Lt Easterling’s statements. And what about the media? Nope, nothing other than a story on the ‘right to bare arms’, a reference to First Lady Michelle Obama’s official picture taken in a sleeveless outfit. Even the Whitehouse is ignoring her and the few newspapers that are discussing the ‘issues’ are pointing out how all Presidents have their detractors.

But, surely her announcement that she had asked Eric Holder to consider a Quo Warrant suit would do the trick?  Nope,  other than an article in Worldnet Daily, again nothing. What does a gall have to do to be noticed… What does one have to do to get the attention one craves or perhaps even deserves?

Well, for starters, what about sharing your plans in advance?

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