Please please let them name the forger and be totally seen as incompetent.
The lead investigator in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse investigation of President Obama’s birth certificate says the case has taken a startling turn, and sheriff’s investigators now are assisting the Cold Case volunteers.
“When this information is finally exposed to the public, it will be universe-shattering,” Mike Zullo told WND. “This is beyond the pale of anything you can imagine.”
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“This is beyond the pale of anything you can imagine.”
All right, this is the Metaphor Police! Throw down that conjunction and come out with your trophes up!